who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
(via disguised-devils)
you spend 1/3 of your life just sleeping. that means if you live to be 90 you will have spent nearly 30 years simply being asleep. wrap your fuckin mind around that
(via theyellowbrickroad)
if i could ignore myself i would
(via vyeee)
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
(via theyellowbrickroad)
parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
I feel like this ask should be a part of this post
(via sylviathnguyen)
the fact that girls can wear pants but guys cant wear skirts has confused me for most of my life
the fact that guys can walk around topless when it’s hot but girls can’t has frustrated me for most of my life.
Win.
(via na-natran)
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
(via vyeee)
the only thing i wouldnt do for a klondike bar is you
(via khounstipated)
